lui mogenno presents...
"Let's Get Dirty"
So I was listening to this song... and I started to wonder... man is this guy horny! And well yeah, everyone gets horny sometimes in their lives, it's normal... so why musicians wouldn't? But still... does that mean they should write songs about it?
You be the judge. Here are 9 songs from the past couple of years that get right to the point expressing exactly (sometimes maybe way too explicitly) what they would like to DO.. and how they would like to DO it...
[9] Love In This Club - Usher
Hasn't it ever happened to you that you are on the dance floor and you see someone who you just gotta have RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW? You wanna take it to my place? A motel? I say NO dammit! I wanna have you right here in front of all these people! That's what Usher insists on doing.. at least he's even cute and sweet about it "I wanna make looooveee in this cluuuub" I'm thinking the rest of the people in that club would REALLY wish he didn't.
[8] Procedimientos Para Llegar a un Común Acuerdo - Panda
Mexican rock band Panda make their wishes very clear. The song's chorus translates to something like this: "if you want me, I promise you, I shall not talk of love". It's like the symphony of one night stands. "I have to warn you, I may not be here when morning comes.. you may think I only want you for one time, but actually, twice would be fine". Sing this to the next person you desire and if you don't get a slap in the face you might end up getting exactly what you want!
[7] For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert
If I ever was to get involved with Adam, I have to admit I'd be a little scared of what he'd do to me... He'd probably "hurt me real good". One thing is certain, no one knows what they're getting into with him, and they'll anyway end up screaming his name... because "once he's in, he owns your heart". I'm not even sure I want to know exactly what he means with that. Jesus.
[6] In My Head - Jason Derulo
I used to be so inoccent singing this song out loud and thinking it was super romantic and cute... until someone came up to me and told me "have you even listened to the lyrics of that song?" When I did... wow. So pretty much what this guy is trying to do is get into some girl's pants by offering himself to be her "teacher" and confessing to her all his dirty wishes of seeing her "all over him, fullfilling his fantasies and screaming his name". Oh yeah, it's going down...
[5] If U Seek Amy - Britney Spears
How this ever got to be a single, and not get censored, I will never understand. I mean, we are not stupid, we can perfectly understand what Britney is trying to say here.. People come on, the lyrics make no sense, dig deeper! Before it's too late and you catch your young daughter singing "all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if(F) you(U) seek (CK) Amy (ME)"
[4] Peacock - Katy Perry
This shouldn't even get an explanation. Katy Perry is desperate to see some dude's magical, colorful, jaw dropping, eye popping, body shocking "peacock cock cock". Can it get more explicit than that? The worst part is when she actually gets to see it and describes her experience as "OMG no exaggeration, boy all this time was worth the waiting, I just shed a tear".
[3] Tonight - Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris
Who's to say Enrique Iglesias can't get down and dirty? The latin artist leaves behind his romantic pop ballads to cut more to the chase. He apparently got tired of telling girls he'll be their hero and give them his heart, this time around he's so confident of himself he just goes near to them and informs them how it's going down: "Excuse me, I don't mean to be rude, but tonight I'm f*cking you". Well yeah Enrique, you are indeed being pretty rude.
[2] Rude Boy - Rihanna
It's hard to pick just one song from Rihanna's repertory to fill a spot in here. "Rockstar 101", "Hard", "S&M" anyone? It's clear the sweet good girl has indeed GONE BAD. But nothing like "Rude Boy". Rihanna wonders if this guy can "get it up" and of course, if it's "big enough". I mean, you don't want to leave her unsatisfied of something like that do you? Tonight is gonna be fire and that poor guy is gonna take it like "boom boom boom". I'm afraid after this and "S&M" we know WAY too much about Rihanna's sex life.
[1] I Wanna F*ck You - Akon ft. Snoop Dogg
Does it get more explicit than this? Of course there was a super censored version of Akon's song, but everyone eventually came across the original one, and most of us wish we didn't. Because I mean, okay fine, you wanna f*uck her, you go ahead, but do you REALLY also have to mention your d*ck and her p*ssy to do so? We get the point you creepy pervert, ENOUGH. And what's Akon's explanation to all of this? Well... "P*ssy is p*ssy, and baby you are p*ssy for life". That doesn't even make any sense. No way he's getting any with THAT.
